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Sunday, April 28, 2013

If God is for us, who can be against us?"

If God is for us, who can be against us?" Romans 8:28-31.Those who live according to the sinful nature have their minds set on what that nature desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires. The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind that's controlled by the Spirit is life and peace; the sinful mind is hostile to God. It does not submit to God's law, nor can it do so. Those controlled by the sinful nature cannot please God but will try to please self and fail.The Devil only job is to seek and destroy and get as many people on his team a possible at any cost.If you are not down with GOD you don't have to look for trouble I am pretty sure it will find you.

What's Real Friend vs A Simple Friend...

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you! Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end. It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends. Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you... When you are down to nothing ... God is up to something.

Looking at someone life through the eyes of a stranger is it fact or fiction...

Living your life through the eyes of a stranger do they really no whats going on NO they just give thee impression that they do.Those people just judge from a distance trying to recreate your life but don't exactly have all the pieces so they just fill in the missing parts with anything to create a full picture rather it fits or not.They are deceivers on the outside trying to get in they need to becareful because they house maybe made of glass too. Is it fact or fiction that what you see is what u get?

If God is for us, who can be against us?"

Remember when we were younger and we were told to Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most.) I have slowly realized that is a True Fact everybody goes through something at any given time sometimes without notice someones world could have been turned upside down and maybe looking for that one person 2 turn it right side up so b4 u seek to hurt other take a step back and think I don't know what this person has been through and walk away if you can and if at all possible talk it out and see if there is something u can do.Life is already to difficult to keep putting problems on top of problems be kind world be kind when it's all said in done you will find yourself feeling so much better.

Daddy's Rules for Dating....

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're surely not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.' Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME _____________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ____________ HEIGHT ________ WEIGHT _________ IQ __________ GPA _________ SOCIAL SECURITY #______________ DRIVERS LICENSE #____________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________ ______ HOME ADDRESS_____________________________________________________ CITY/STATE ____________________________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _______________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married _________________________________ If less than your age, explain: ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? (IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you? ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you? ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? ____________ mother? ___________ pastor? ____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ____________________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ____________________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ____________________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ____________________________________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ____________________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ____________________________________________________________________ G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. __________________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/ Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back). Warning We also check for STDs....

When Troubles keep trying to shine down on U what do U do ?....

If you are still confused about life no matter how old u are if you still have your parents and you all are in good standing with each other turn to them for advice remember they have been here long before u and has experienced many things. 2 often we tend to run to our friends for help when the ones we should be talking to is standing right there in your face or just a phone call away. pray about what's troubling U. GOD has appointed U your Angel to take care of U and for U to trust in them but if u can't trust who he sent to help u then maybe it's time to reevaluate your life and turn back to GOD for further understanding cause who U are possibly seeking help from is not the right person that was assigned to help U. Be knowing of who U can trust sometimes people can act like they are feeling what U are going through then turn around and use it against U or even tell others what's going on that wasn't meant for them to hear so turn to the one who knows U best for help GOD and your parents or anybody else that U truly believe have your best interest at heart. By the way your earthly Angel is your parent rather u like it or not that is who GOD assigned U 2 :)