THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH
SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY
FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE
HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN
OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN
QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING
IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY,
FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING
AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER
EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO
ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR
ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT
OFTEN MUCH LESS..
WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE
RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN. ..
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TOOTHBRUSH ...
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
send this message to ten of your most perverted
friends or else. ..
GOTCHA!
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