Morning Humor!!]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed, "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her
tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will
be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as
she is so much older than I, she already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. She wants to have many more children
with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back
to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than my report card that's in my desk
center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me
to come home.